Honey I'm Hooommmmee!

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  • #225643

    KP
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    Aristotelic

    I don’t know….. I post and get flak for winding people up and upsetting all the poor wee sensitive souls on the board who are always looking for an excuse to get all offended at anything said………. but at least we had lots of posts, albeit controversial :whistle:

    So I pull back and bite my tongue on posts and resist lots of deliciously sarcastic and controversial comments just begging to be made and what happens? Everything goes quiet and posts are reduced to a dribble comparible with Kolofart’s regular dribble which he experiences at both ends on a regular basis (I wonder if that’s why he’s called ‘kolo’)! :rose:

    To think that we’re reduced to having to rely on a Kolo and some left wing socialist cloggie having to stick their finger in the dyke (as in ‘Dutch’ type, not ……. you get the idea :rose: ), to keep what little we have left in GIH from dribbling out!

    Tell you what?
    If all the old regulars begin posting again, I promise to work hard at winding you up and even insulting you – only in an entertaining manner – well entertaining for me anyway, but promise to stop short of making you cry! :good:

  • #225645

    Ian
    Participant
    Homeric

    Ooh… I like the “left wing socialist cloggie” bit. :yahoo:

    But I just realised I’d be a right-wing capitalist, just like you, if I had the capital for it :unsure:

    • #225649

      the reiver
      Participant
      Oracle

      Welcome back KP. We’ve all been guilty of not posting over the past few months since Kiwi gave up so maybe a bit of non-PC will kick start replies.     😥

       

      :yes:

    • #225651

      KP
      Participant
      Aristotelic

      Come on Ian…. if you go enjoying it when I insult you, it somewhat lessens the entertainment value! But you’re okay, as I’ve been spending a fair amount of time the Netherlands over the last year and so have been learning how to be more effective in upsetting you Cloggies! :yahoo:

       

      Reiver…. I had been relying on your natural skills to keep the ‘non-pc’ stuff going… however, you let the side down mate! :negative: Well, with a bit of encoragement, perhaps we can get you back on track again! :good:

  • #225654

    kolofarthos
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    Homeric

    Hmmfff! Don’t bring my medical conditions into this discussion! 😥

     

     

     

    :negative:

     

     

    :-)

  • #225659

    KP
    Participant
    Aristotelic

    Sorry kolo…. I know that we were never to talk about ‘that’ somewhat embarrassing condition! B-)

  • #225662

    Ian
    Participant
    Homeric

    Sorry kolo…. I know that we were never to talk about ‘that’ somewhat embarrassing condition! B-)

    OK, nów you you got me curious… :scratch:

  • #225674

    kolofarthos
    Participant
    Homeric

    Secret only for Ian to read – public not advised to contravene security notice.

    KP waffling comments regarding medical conditions result from dribbles of a certain member -who shall remain nameless but for the sake of argument shall be called (redacted)- refers to uncontrollable excess leakage from well known orifices at the beginning and end of the physiological train making up the alimentary system often referred to as spittle and pee…… :yes:   :whistle:   :-)

    It is nothing to do with κόλπος or κολο :wacko:

  • #225677

    KP
    Participant
    Aristotelic

    Far too much information…. even for me kolo! :unsure:

    Be careful telling Ian about leaks though kolo…. being Dutch, he’ll be wanting to stick his finger in to plug the leak! :whistle:

  • #225678

    kolofarthos
    Participant
    Homeric

    ……….gulp……… 😥

  • #225683

    Ian
    Participant
    Homeric

    The condition sounds rather inconvenient… 😥

    ……….gulp……… 😥

    My sentiment exactly… :-(

     

     

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